Follow me on Twittahhhh - Lindsayvanlith
Just doing some late night facebook creepin. I hate when you stumble upon somebody and you really really want to creep on them, but then you can't because you're not friends with them and they made all their shit private. but when you find someone who doesn't have their page private you're like fuckk yes 348 pictures?! Don''t mind if I do! 
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It's a no makeup type of day
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Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks Thank god I found the good in goodbye |
I really don't understand why the things I do, my choices, seem to be all that you care about. You criticize and pick apart every little damn thing. I ask you why you care so much and you give me a bullshit answer everytime. The worst part is how hypocritical you are. Don't get mad at me for doing something, and then go ahead and do the same exact thing. I try to ignore the things you say but a person can only take so much shit for so long, which is why I call you out on the things you do and say to me. Maybe quit blaming me for why we don;t get along and take a good look in the mirror. You were given too many chances and you have run out. Don't expect anything more than nothing from me. You did this to yourself.
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Counting down the days till I can float down the river with a corona and lime in my hand
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Bubble bath and wine = perfect nights end
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| Two things that really irritate me at the moment:
One: When people think I'm being bitchy when I'm actually sarcastic. I'm probably one of the most sarcastic fucks ever. Two: When being kind is mistaken for flirting. Come on now really?! I can't have a normal conversation with a guy now? alright that's cool |
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New Goal:
Own a big furry pimp coat | 
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Hate her, love the braid
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My day has consisted of waking up at noon, climbing out of my bed, laying on the fouton, ordering jimmy johns, and blogging. it's now three and I don't think I will be getting anymore productive than this. What a legit saturday. | 
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Oh Cal Clutterbuck how I love you
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| Off is the general direction in which I wish you would fuck. I don't play around with bullshit, see ya. | 
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Asian bun all day errryday
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I think I found Heaven. I call.... all of them
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Probably what I looked like during econ today
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Everybody should be able to love who they choose
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Can't fucking wait for summer at the lake
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Harry Styles. My new obsession....
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Note to self: Never run into the guys bathroom, ever. Because you will be bitched at by a scary man in a towel. | 
Why do I laugh so much everytime I see this?
| STFU BITCH
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MGK. LTFU.
| Oh my god did you just get sooooo wasted last night? And it was Tuesday?! Holy shit girl you are soooo hard core like I can't even handle how cool you are. How many shots did you have? Three?!
Bitch you talk to much, shut up. Welcome to college and quit bragging about how much you drink. I really don't give a shit. | 
I miss home
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| Family. Friends. Sleeping. Fashion. God. Laughing. Swimming. Summer. Christmas. Hilarious People. Not Wearing Makeup. Money. Nail Polish. Youtube. Lotion. Perfume. Bubble Baths. Music. Juice. Sweatpants. Uggs. Mint Green. Sephora. Pasta. Thursdays. Blogging. Twitter. Disney Movies. Cuddling. Weezy. Ghetto Beats. Coffee. Cleaning. Cooking. Movie Nights. Chilin. Burts Bees. Lauren Conrad. Water. Jewelry. Pictures. The Goonies. Mean Girls. PF Changs. Huge Breakfasts. Being Home. Going Out. Laguna Beach. Minnesota. Malcolm McCormick. Fishing. The Rolling Stones. Candles. Scarves. Moccasins. My Best Friend. Bonfires. Boating. Eating. Iced Mochas. Tattoos. Mittens. Mascara. Freckles. Strawberries. Victorias Secret. Chandeliers. Diamonds. Bubblegum. Presents. Surprises.
Listen up ladies
Can I prove that I'm worth the risk so I can Prov that I'm worth your time. |
FuckFuckFuckFuckFuck ThisStressed is an understatement of what I am right now. I'm sick with a horrible head cold while my roomate is convinced I have mono, I'm tired all the time, I have an endless amount of homework and studying to do before finals, and I can't focus on any of those things because right now that's not where my mind is. I need a break.
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Thank you.
BEANS
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Alice in wonderland doorknob. I loveee
| Just watched eleven consecutive episodes of Laguna... what a crazy Saturday night
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Before I die I will...
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Daayyyyyyym
You say you don't like me? Well until you give me a legit reason, I could care less what you think. I'm done with highschool bullshit and the pointless drama. Acting so immature over literally nothing is not even worth an ounce of my time.
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nummmmy
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Things need to change:
If i only had a dollar for every situation I have over analyzed... Damn I need to just learn to fuckin move on and stop thinking about it. Shit happens, people will leave, you will get fucked over. All you can do is walk away from it and keep your head up, don't let anybody take your pride and don't worry about your reputation. Your reputation is what people think of you, instead worry about your character, since that defines who you are as a person.
I'm sick of waiting for things to happen. I've decided that from now on I'm going to make them happen one way or another. I dont have time to sit here and wait when life doesn't wait for anything.
I'm sick of waiting for things to happen. I've decided that from now on I'm going to make them happen one way or another. I dont have time to sit here and wait when life doesn't wait for anything.
somehow, my wish ended up coming true that night :)
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Someday I hope to have a closet like this. One can only dream
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Look Like a girl, act like a lady, think like a man, work like a boss.
When your favorite songs come:
I have thee best party pals
I have a habbit of making weird facial expressions for everything...
GAHHHH SO SEXY
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Why I Blog
Seriously this is the cutest thing ever.
After I completely rape an exam:
I can quote this movie front to back, literally
My absolute FAVORITE pair of heels
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What I look like when I shower in the morning:
But when I shower at night:
When you find a cute shirt and don't have your size
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I could reeeeeeealy use a couple of these right now
When someone tells you a flat out lie...
The amount of food I can eat
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When I got in trouble as a kid:
Now:
| BIGGEST Pet Peeve...
When girls mix up their seasons and wear shorts and Ugg boots. Like what were your feet cold and was your vagina hot? Mixing seasons like this is not okay. This is just UGGLY.
Ugh i just can't even handle how bad this is... it drives me CRAZY 
HOW I FEEL RIGHT NOW WITH MY MATH
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When a guy is emotional... SEE YA
stop... now make that motherfucker hammertime
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My friends with guy problems...
They start out as this....
Then they're like "It's been FIVE MINUTES, whyy hasen't he texted back?!"
And I'm just like.....
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No, I'm not a bitch. I've just been through a few things, seen a few things, been there and done that.
Yeah, I guess I'm cold now.
But only because I once gave a damn about someone who didn't give a damn about me.
I've buitle a wall around myself to protect my hearts from more hurt and damage.
I won't believe you if you tell me you're different.
Unless you stick around and prove it.
Words mean nothing anymore.
Your actions are everything.
Yeah, I guess I'm cold now.
But only because I once gave a damn about someone who didn't give a damn about me.
I've buitle a wall around myself to protect my hearts from more hurt and damage.
I won't believe you if you tell me you're different.
Unless you stick around and prove it.
Words mean nothing anymore.
Your actions are everything.
I wanna go home!!I have realized how much of college sucks. I mean yeah, the weekends are fuckin awesome, but theI days i have class suuuuuck. I have seemed to accumulate a massive amount of homework out of nowhere. I have to write a paper on a topic i know barely anything about, i'm failing math even though i work my ass off, and im for some reason blogging instead of studying. Whatever, i needed a break. I just want to go home for thanksgiving break where I can sleep in my own bed, shower in my own shower where i don't have to wear shoes, eat homecooked food, not do my own laundry, and see my family. I'm annoyed of college. Fuck this i'm dropping out and becoming a rapper.
| Tomorrow I'll walk in to take my econ test like...
But in reality I'm like...
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emphasis... EMPHASIS
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This video gets me everytime. So cute...
When i get my own house, this will be the color scheme for my room. I love the earthy and sophisticated look of the brown shades.
Found these online, Placing an order asap!!!
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OBSESSED with these pieces/looks
Random thoughts...- i'm so grossed out by the smell coming from the boys side of the dorm, i have a strong urge to run through it with a bottle of Febreeze...
- Currently I am; Listening to Animal by Prof, wearing mint green nail polish, drinking V8 Splash Berry Blend juice, sitting on my furry cheetah blanket, obsessed with Mac Miller's Blue Slide Park album, and not doing my homework - It snowed this morning, and walking with snow hitting my face for seven minutes wasn't fun. That is the only thing I hate about living in the MN/WI area. Snow isn't my thing. - I have realized I have only wore jeans to class about twice this semester. I roll out of bed, throw my hair up into either a sloppy nasty bun, or a cindy loowhoo bun on the top of my head, throw on the yoga pants, a massive sweatshirt, and either my uggs, nikes, mocs, or converse. God all the boys come runnin. Scrubbin errryday. | 
Quaffers = Best Thing Ever
My favorite nude lip combo; Revlon ColorBurst Lipstick in Soft Nude and Super Lustrous Lip gloss in Peach Petal
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I wish my hair was like this
My favorite color plus my favorite type of fall shoes? I need!
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Underwater hotel, my dream vacation
A white tattoo, I love the way they look.
I think I just found a little piece of heaven
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Pomsky = Pomerinian + Husky. Too precious!
| Don't be mad because I don't care anymore, be mad because when i did you were to blind to notice
You don't like my opinion? Well you should hear the ones I keep to myself Never apologize for saying how you feel, it's like saying "sorry for being real." I hope one day you choke on the shit you talk What goes around comes around like a hula hoop karma is a bitch well just make sure that bitch is beautiful - Weezy 
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12 years later... still best friends
| My other half...I miss my best friend. The past sixteen years with her have made me into who I am today. Since i was born without a sister, of a sibling for that matter, she's the closest thing I have to a sister. I can't simply do nothing with any other person and have as much fun as we do. We started out as neighbors, and since then we have been inseperable. I miss playing old school Nintendo games, making ourifts out of plastic bags and dancing in the rain, going to Build a Bear and Libby Lou, pretending to be mermaids in the hottub, making forts, playing SSX tricky and DDR, being obsessed with kyle (her brother's friend), swinging on the rope swing over the lake, wearing matching clothes every chance we got, and most of all i miss living two seconds away. I miss not seeing eachother as often as we used to, but even when i come home it's like nothing has changed at all. I think we have reached a point where we know we will always have eachother, and the little things are the best. I'm blessed to have such an amazing friendship. Not many people get to experience this and I'm grateful. Miss ya Syd.
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Just call me Gimpy!
Well kids I have finally learned my lesson, don't ever try to do cool tricks on the stairs. it leads you strait to crutches, a brace, and a severely sprained ankle. Walking around on those damn things is literally the death of me. My armpits and my back hurt like a mother after only about five minutes, not to mention the akwardness when you have to crutch into the tiny bathroom stalls... Walking up the steep hill to my classes? HAHA is that a joke? Yeah fuckin right, get me one of those scooter things and then were talking. Well what's done is done and I can't do much about it. Anyways.... This past weekend was Halloween, my third favorite holiday. "It's the one day out of the year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girl can say anything about it" haha no I'm kidding. I love dressing up in sweet outfits, this year I was a gypsy, but everyone called me a pirate so i'll just make it easier and call myself a pirate too.
P.S. Bieber's new Christmas album is AMAZING.
P.S. Bieber's new Christmas album is AMAZING.
Linds&Linds
Highlighter Partaayyy
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Like A Boss
FDA: aka Facebook Display of Affection, and possibly thee most irritating kind of pda ever. I really hate obnoxious couples who write "baby i love you, and never want to lose you..." and "were perfect, your my everything babe, you make life worth living..." GAG. Text eachother damnit!!! Nobody, and I mean nobody, really wants to see you guys blowin up the news feed with your love letters.
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Whoopsie...
Today i found out I have missed five classes of english, which means i can't skip anymore... ahhhh shit. Next semester I won't slack off, well at least I will try not to. College is easy, too easy kinda. I'm so used to not trying in school, so i get moderate grades. I have no motivation to do math, english, reading, econ... Procrastination has been my best friend this semester. All I want is the weekend, I dread Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesdays. Oh well, i better get used to it, and fast!
ATL is my all time fav movie.
I love fall, only because I can wear oversized cardigans, scarves, boots.
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Story of my life...
Cheers to the freakin weekend. Wine night with muhh ladies!
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Out with the old, and in with the new...
It's weird to me to start this blog over, I deleted all of the past worries and crap entirely. Starting over feels good, and refreshing. Sitting in my little dorm room is actually comforting. I have found it to be a home away from home oddly enough. Growing up an only child people think i might be homesick or "sheltered", which i was, but i learned to become independent. Living in a strict household made me ready for this, I know what's right from wrong, and I don't like to be told otherwise. I live by my rules.
So far i am loving college, minus the school part. Staying out late and coming in early is what I like. As for this weekend I'm going home. I'm super excited for three things; my own bed, my cat, and my mom. Those are the things i miss most being away.
So far i am loving college, minus the school part. Staying out late and coming in early is what I like. As for this weekend I'm going home. I'm super excited for three things; my own bed, my cat, and my mom. Those are the things i miss most being away.
It's alright, I'll be fine.
This past weekend I went back home, it turned out to be a disaster. Seeing my family and friends was great, but I found out who my tue friends were, the hard way. You know that helpless feeling you have when you know you didn't do anything wrong? Yeah that was me, big time... I will not apologize for doing no wrong, I thought all of the high school bullshit was in my past. What's done is done and that is all i can say about the situation i guess. Now I'm back at school, hating the actual school part but loving everything else. I think to myself, this is where I'll meet my bridesmaids, and my forever friends. I've got all I need and I'm happy. "Don't cry, just smile and say fuck you."
I believe everyone should have the right to love, and to love anybody they choose. I believe you chose your destiny. I believe god only takes a life when they have fullfilled their purpose. Those are the three things I have really thought about today. I stopped at a booth walking home today, and it was called "the chalk effect project". They wrote all over the campus sidewalks phrases like "No hate" "Love should be free" "You're beautiful" and "Don't give up". I thought it was really cool what they were doing. You never truly know how big your actions can impact people, and by putting just a little inspiration in someone's day might make all the difference. I want to be the type of woman who can survive on my own, and provide for my future family on my own, which is why i have high expectations for myself. I don't want a man to support me, yeah it would be easy, but I'm not interested in easy. My plans are bigger than this town, I plan on going places and doing it my way. My mom told me, after my friend had commited the awful act of suicide, that God only takes a life when they have fullfilled their purpose on earth. He won't take a life too early. It makes me feel better about the ones who have lost their lives by their own hand, I know they have done what they were put on this earth to do.
Rest in peace Auntie Janice, Mikayla, and Markus.
I believe everyone should have the right to love, and to love anybody they choose. I believe you chose your destiny. I believe god only takes a life when they have fullfilled their purpose. Those are the three things I have really thought about today. I stopped at a booth walking home today, and it was called "the chalk effect project". They wrote all over the campus sidewalks phrases like "No hate" "Love should be free" "You're beautiful" and "Don't give up". I thought it was really cool what they were doing. You never truly know how big your actions can impact people, and by putting just a little inspiration in someone's day might make all the difference. I want to be the type of woman who can survive on my own, and provide for my future family on my own, which is why i have high expectations for myself. I don't want a man to support me, yeah it would be easy, but I'm not interested in easy. My plans are bigger than this town, I plan on going places and doing it my way. My mom told me, after my friend had commited the awful act of suicide, that God only takes a life when they have fullfilled their purpose on earth. He won't take a life too early. It makes me feel better about the ones who have lost their lives by their own hand, I know they have done what they were put on this earth to do.
Rest in peace Auntie Janice, Mikayla, and Markus.
Lately i have been obsessed with the fishtail braid.
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Gimme Gimme Gimme!!!! I want this puppy and i would name him Oakley
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Oh the things I would do to meet this genius man right here
Even i want this....
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Reminds me of my roomate, Senja.
Bahahaha this made my day.
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I love the Kardashian family...
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When I have kids, they will look fresh at all times.
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Best. Book. Ever.
This was my response to my mother when she told me, "You shouldn't go out tonight, stay home."
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Welcome to college kids!!!
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I'm obsessed with colored lipstick
Jenna, we need these.
She can turn any girl lesbian...
Snapbacks back. These make any guy hotter
Keep your mind on your grind and off mine alright? I hate when people are in my business. Today i was told, "I don't condone what you do, so i don't want to be around you anymore..." blah blah blah. The whole subject of the "wrong" things i was doing was so immature all i could do was laugh. Seriously dude? It's my business and it has nothing to do with you, so stay out. Damn how much is it to ask for some privacy... "when you grow a pear you can call me back" wise words of Ke$ha. I'm done wasting my time on the people who try to break me down.
So. Mutherfuckin. Sexy.
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These would be saweeet under blacklight
Nom nom nom
I hate college but love all the parties.
I'll be up up and away
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Girl you talk too much, shut up.
Some of my all time favorites; | 
I need these today, I'm bitchy as fuck.
"Oh you're so pretty, but your personality killed it"
"Don't be afraid of death, be afraid of an unlived life. You don't have to live forever, you just have to live." "You can erase someone from your mind, getting them out of your heart is another story." "You can't imagine the imensity of the fuck I'm not giving." "Those who criticize our generation forgot who raised it." |
I know, it's only rock 'n' roll but I like it.
Whenever i see the Rolling Stones logo I immediatly think of my dad. Christmas music at my dad's side of the family is the rock 'n' roll meledy of Mick Jagger and Keith Richards. I'm so blessed to have actually seen them live in concert. Hell yeah i was fifteen feet away from Mick Jagger whhaadduppp! I miss my dad, yeah we have had one hell of a bumpy road but it has made me such a strong willed person. We are both incredibly stubborn, so during my early teen years we constantly fought. He wrote me a letter before i left for college, and it was best thing a father could say about his daughter. I brought it with me to school and look at it every now and then. I Love You Dad.
| "Remember, people only rain on your parade because they’re jealous of your sun, and tired of their shade."
"Everyone you meet comes with baggage, find someone who loves you enough to unpack." 
Just twist it to the back.
Dear College Dryers;Thanks for nothing! My clothes still came out wet after 45 minutes. Now my room has turned into one huge drying rack, i have clothes hanging under on the side the lofted beds, over the chairs, on my desk, and it just looks rediculous....
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I. Hate. Working. Out. With a deep burning passion. Screw this, Dairy Queen across the street sounds better.
Girl I ain't no hipstir but I can make yo hip stir
Just a normal convo with my roomie...
Sen: Where you at?
Me: Hogwarts Sen: Okay, I'm at the platform waiting for the train Me: You won't find me I'm wearing the invisibility cloak... Sen: Well i have the elder wand, so I will Me: I am lord voldemort so eat shit bitch. Sen: I am harry, and i defeated you with the elder wand you stupid. Me: I am lord voldemort! Sen: YOU DIED I KILLED YOU!!! Me: I am very much alive harry... inside of you. Just another friendly conversation! ilovemyroomate 
CUTEST SHOES EVER.
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Sorry daddy but I'm not that easy
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If i had one wish, and one wish only...
It would be that Hogwarts was real, all of it.
My boss at my old work asked me that, and this was my answer, then he goes "you wish to like end worl hunger or something like that?" Well asshole you see, that would be MY wish. Not saying I wouldn't love to end poverty but you asked and I answered. 
Whenever I'm feeling stressed I listen to Bob Marley, his music helps me tune out the rest of the world.
Today,Has been pretty legit so far, no 8 am class (skipping this class is just too easy), and my econ class was done 40 minutes early. Thank god it's thursday, cause I'm thirsty!
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IS THIS NOT THE MOST PRECIOUS THING EVER?!
On October 13th, at 12:25 pm, I am Currently listening to....
Probobly on of my favorite artists, I could listen to tech alllll day no problem. Favorites songs:
F**k Food, Roit Maker, Caribou Lou, Strange Music box, I the Trunk, Like Yeah, The Waitress, & Worldwide Choppers. 
I plan on doing this for halloween.
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Remember Disney channel original movies? Yeah those were seriously the best. Movies like; Hocus Pocus, Halloweentown, Brink, Zeenon, The Thirteenth Year, Smart House, Rip Girls, Quints, Mom's Got a Date with a Vampire, The Luck of The Irish, Twitches, Cadet Kelly, Get a Clue, The Even Stevens Movie, and Double Teamed. Take me back to those days.....
hahahaha this pretty much describes my brain.
I WILL have a Siberian Husky before I die
I want these ones!!!!
Yonkers
Such a sweet sensation. Marky Mark is the shiiiit
| See ya never... The one thing that really irritates me, is supid girl drama. Like the drama over the most pointless shit. So...
Dear Bitch, The way you made such a small situation turn into this big mess makes me never want to associate myself with you ever again. The worst part is that we were actually friends, but you're right, we're not friends. Im done trying to fix what is already to broken to fix, I'm done making myself feel like shit, and I'm done with you. Go have your period in a shark tank. 
I Love Judi.. that crazy woman
Marry me...
Just watched this with the roomate :)
Tha everyday "cindy loo who" bun
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